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Friday, June 23, 2017

Laugh Your Sorrow Away




John walked into a bar and aggressively shouted his order to the barman: "Please give me half chicken of pepper soup and then give everyone half a kilo of chicken pepper soup, bcoz when I eat, I want everyone to eat!”
The barman processed his request and gave him his
meal and everyone else their meals.
When they finished enjoying their meal he shouted for another order: "Give me a bottle of Champagne and give everybody else a bottle of Johnny Walker Black, bcoz when I drink, I want everybody to drink!”
Everyone was happy and singing praises, saying:
"John is The Man”.
When John finished his drink he shouted again:
“Give me my bill and give everyone else their own bill, bcoz when I pay, I want everyone to pay ”
John's funeral is tomorrow at 10 AM😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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