Long time ago in the Animal Kingdom, a sheep was passing and saw a lion crying inside a cage trap and the lion begged the sheep to save him with a promise not to kill and eat it but the sheep refused.
This is an hilarious joke: An old farmer wrote a letter to his son who is in prison. “Son, this year I will not plant cassava and yam because I can’t dig the field, I know if you were here you would have helped me”.
Laugh Your Sorrow Away: John walked into a bar and aggressively shouted his order to the barman: “Please give me half chicken of pepper soup and then give everyone half a kilo of chicken pepper soup, because when I eat, I want everyone to eat!”
The barman processed his request and gave him his meal and everyone else their meals.
When they finished enjoying their meal he shouted for another order: “Give me a bottle of Champagne and give everybody else a bottle of Johnny Walker Black, because when I drink, I want everybody to drink!”
Everyone was happy and singing praises, saying:
“John is The Man”. When John finished his drink he shouted again:
“Give me my bill and give everyone else their own bill, because when I pay, I want everyone to pay ”
John’s funeral is tomorrow at 10 AM!
We should indeed Laugh Your Sorrow Away!
[tp_our_site_search_shortcodes one_way=”false” stops=”0″ subid=”336609″ off_title=”false” currency=”USD” paginate=”true”]