Laugh Your Sorrow Away

Laugh Your Sorrow Away: John walked into a bar and aggressively shouted his order to the barman: “Please give me half chicken of pepper soup and then give everyone half a kilo of chicken pepper soup, because when I eat, I want everyone to eat!”
The barman processed his request and gave him his meal and everyone else their meals.

 

When they finished enjoying their meal he shouted for another order: “Give me a bottle of Champagne and give everybody else a bottle of Johnny Walker Black, because when I drink, I want everybody to drink!”

 

Everyone was happy and singing praises, saying:
“John is The Man”. When John finished his drink he shouted again:

 

“Give me my bill and give everyone else their own bill, because when I pay, I want everyone to pay ”
John’s funeral is tomorrow at 10 AM!
We should indeed Laugh Your Sorrow Away!

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Old Timers

Old Timers: A couple Old Timersin their nineties are both having problems remembering things.
They decide to go to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them that they’re physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.
Later that night while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair.
His wife asks, “Where are you going?”
“To the kitchen,” he replies.
“Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?”
“Sure.”
“Don’t you think you should write it down so you can remember it?” she asks.

“No, I can remember it.”

“Well, I’d like some strawberries on top, too. You’d better write it down, because you know you’ll forget it.”
He says, “I can remember that! You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.”
“I’d also like whipped cream. I’m certain you’ll forget that, so you’d better write it down!” she retorts.
Irritated, he says, “I don’t need to write it down, I can remember it! Leave me alone! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream — I got it, for goodness sake!” Then he grumbles into the kitchen.
After about 20 minutes the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.

She stares at the plate for a moment and says… “Where’s my toast?

The story of old timers is a story of love and fun between two old couples

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