Laugh Your Sorrow Away: A Compilation of Short Jokes
John walked into a bar and aggressively shouted his order to the barman: “Please give me half chicken of pepper soup and then give everyone half a kilo of chicken pepper soup, because when I eat, I want everyone to eat!”
The barman processed his request and gave him his meal and everyone else their meals.
When they finished enjoying their meal he shouted for another order: “Give me a bottle of Champagne and give everybody else a bottle of Johnny Walker Black, because when I drink, I want everybody to drink!”
Everyone was happy and singing praises, saying:
“John is The Man”. When John finished his drink, he shouted again:
“Give me my bill and give everyone else their own bill, because when I pay, I want everyone to pay”
John’s funeral is tomorrow at 10 AM!
The One with the Sneezing Contest
Once upon a time, there was a group of friends who were trying to find something to do to pass the time. So, they decided to have a sneezing contest! Everyone was trying to sneeze the loudest, and the winner would get a prize. But then, one of the friends sneezed so loud, it knocked all of the other friends off their feet! Everyone was laughing so hard that they forgot all about the contest!
You should indeed Laugh Your Sorrow Away!
See also; The Seasons of Life – Life Altitude (livealtitude.com)
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